I'm not a big fan of nature.
Well, that's unfair. I don't dislike nature. (Thunderstorms, for instance, I heartily approve of..) I just don't want to be out in nature for very long. Certainly not if the sun is up and about.
And while I'm up "blogging" at 4 in the morning; when can we stop using the phrase carbon footprint? It sounds like a personal challenge. Like I could create the next grand canyon single-handedly.
"And on your left you can see the world's largest carbon footprint."
I don't have a dishwasher. I tried washing dishes by hand for a few months but, sorry nature, Styrofoam is easier.
- Worst. Pagan. Ever.